Respect Me
Look at this abomination. This absolute toilet of a car. It sucks, and when you see it on the road you think "that car sucks, and so does the person driving it. They should die in a fire." I don't blame you. It's a Buick Lucerne. It's 12 years old, which is 96 in Lucerne years. If this death trap could speak it would say "kill me" in a deep, guttural roar you'd hear from some misty bog. This thing cruised off the lot one day in 2010 at a crisp 20 mph and immediately became a shitty used car. They stopped making the Lucerne the year after this model was built. Buick had enough. The plant workers probably threatened mass suicide if they had to slap together one more of these metal boxes of death. So I don't blame you for hating it, or for hating whoever happens to be driving it. But I drive this car, and I need you to stop disrespecting us on the road. Most people driving this vehicle are on the wrong side of 85. Not to embrace ageism here, but...